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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Where Flaming Fairies Go For Frolicking Fun</description><title>Flaming Fairy Orgasms on Acid</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @explasm)</generator><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Today feels slightly better. Woot.</title><description>Today feels slightly better. Woot.</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/30802769</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/30802769</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:13:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This video was produced by my friend Ricky to highlight what...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JLddMVh69nI&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JLddMVh69nI&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This video was produced by my friend Ricky to highlight what societies are capable of when we allow ourselves to succumb to our more base motives. Greed, revenge, anger, and hate may feel right in the moment, but they never are. Watch the video, and do not forget its message.</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/29731213</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/29731213</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:31:39 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Top 10 Reasons Matthew Lush Should Date Me =)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCAxnnFtk7Q"&gt;Top 10 Reasons Matthew Lush Should Date Me =)&lt;/a&gt;: My video response to Matthew Lush re: vegetarianism and veganism.</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/29313000</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/29313000</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:32:54 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Free &amp; Bioavailable Testosterone calculator</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.issam.ch/freetesto.htm"&gt;Free &amp; Bioavailable Testosterone calculator&lt;/a&gt;: This is the calculator that Dr K referenced for calculating free testosterone based on SHBG</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/29009979</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/29009979</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:26:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>+KN | Kitsune Noir » The Desktop Wallpaper Project</title><description>&lt;a href="http://kitsunenoir.com/blog/2008/03/05/the-desktop-wallpaper-project/"&gt;+KN | Kitsune Noir » The Desktop Wallpaper Project&lt;/a&gt;: Yay for free wallpapers</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/28957508</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/28957508</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 16:30:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Socksoff.co.uk [wallpaper links resource]</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.socksoff.co.uk/walls01.html"&gt;Socksoff.co.uk [wallpaper links resource]&lt;/a&gt;: Looks cool</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/28957509</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/28957509</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 16:30:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Our Favorite Typefaces of 2007 | Typographica</title><description>&lt;a href="http://typographica.org/001124.php"&gt;Our Favorite Typefaces of 2007 | Typographica&lt;/a&gt;: Looks like, as John Gruber said, I need to divy out a chunk of time to pore over this one.</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/28751639</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/28751639</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:29:01 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Hi there</title><description>Yes, I’m still here. I just haven’t had anything to say.</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/28738130</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/28738130</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:25:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>God Hates Obama</title><description>&lt;a href="http://godhatesobama.com/"&gt;God Hates Obama&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/28411894</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/28411894</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 19:50:14 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Nothing is forever. And the time comes when we all must say goodbye to
the world we knew. Goodbye to..."</title><description>“Nothing is forever. And the time comes when we all must say goodbye to
the world we knew. Goodbye to everything we had taken for granted.
Goodbye to those we thought would never abandon us. And when these
changes finally do occur, when the familiar has departed, and the
unfamiliar has taken its place, all any of us can really do is to say
hello. And welcome.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;A Beautiful Lie&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;a href="http://nifty.guiltygroups.com/nifty/gay/highschool/beautiful-lie/beautiful-lie-2" target="_blank"&gt;Chapter 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/25925548</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/25925548</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:33:49 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"Life is a journey, one that is much better traveled with a companion by
our side. Of course, that..."</title><description>“Life is a journey, one that is much better traveled with a companion by
our side. Of course, that companion can be just about anyone. A neighbor
on the other side of the street or the man on the other side of the bed.
The companion can be a mother with good intentions or a child who’s up
to no good. Still, despite our best intentions, some of us will lose our
companion along the way. And then the journey becomes unbearable. You
see, human beings are designed for many things. But loneliness isn’t one
of them.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;A Beautiful Lie&lt;/em&gt;, &lt;a href="http://nifty.guiltygroups.com/nifty/gay/highschool/beautiful-lie/beautiful-lie-1" target="_blank"&gt;Chapter 1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/25923687</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/25923687</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:59:46 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Daring Fireball: Translation From PR-Speak to English of Selected Portions of Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang's Company-Wide Memo Regarding the Microsoft Takeover Bid</title><description>&lt;a href="http://daringfireball.net/2008/02/yahoo_translation"&gt;Daring Fireball: Translation From PR-Speak to English of Selected Portions of Yahoo CEO Jerry Yang's Company-Wide Memo Regarding the Microsoft Takeover Bid&lt;/a&gt;: John Gruber is at it again, injecting his sarcasm into an otherwise dry piece of bizspeak. Gruber rocks.</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/25736329</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/25736329</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:08:28 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>from Roll Call by political cartoonist RJ Matson</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/t0ghsEtVZ4unlwby1Ew7uUWn_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;from &lt;em&gt;Roll Call&lt;/em&gt; by political cartoonist &lt;a href="http://www.rjmatson.com/cgi-local/framesdisplay.cgi?image=RC1199.jpg&amp;date=01/22/2008&amp;title=THE%20AUDACITY%20OF%20NOPE&amp;pub=RC1199" title="RJ Matson Cartoons" target="_blank"&gt;RJ Matson&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/25138585</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/25138585</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:32:50 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Verily I say unto you: It’s Chrissy, harlot!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/t0ghsEtVZ4r4wjtz7NEJOkUl_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Verily I say unto you: It’s Chrissy, harlot!</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/24909947</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/24909947</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:25:57 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Actor Brad Renfro dies at age 25 | Brad Renfro | Movies News | News + Notes | Entertainment Weekly</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20171942,00.html?iid=top25-20080116-Actor+Brad+Renfro+dies+at+age+25"&gt;Actor Brad Renfro dies at age 25 | Brad Renfro | Movies News | News + Notes | Entertainment Weekly&lt;/a&gt;: I can’t believe that Brad Renfro is gone. My favorite movie of his? &lt;em&gt;Bully&lt;/em&gt; — no question. I’ll miss you, Brad. You were a star that few truly appreciated; you were more than they wanted you to be.</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/23972707</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/23972707</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:32:32 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Not _exactly_ accurate... but close</title><description>&lt;b&gt;90% &lt;span style="color: #00f;"&gt;Dennis Kucinich&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;88% &lt;span style="color: #00f;"&gt;Mike Gravel&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;88% &lt;span style="color: #00f;"&gt;Chris Dodd&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;86% &lt;span style="color: #00f;"&gt;Barack Obama&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;85% &lt;span style="color: #00f;"&gt;John Edwards&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;84% &lt;span style="color: #00f;"&gt;Joe Biden&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;82% &lt;span style="color: #00f;"&gt;Hillary Clinton&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;76% &lt;span style="color: #00f;"&gt;Bill Richardson&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;36% &lt;span style="color: #f00;"&gt;Rudy Giuliani&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;24% &lt;span style="color: #f00;"&gt;John McCain&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;23% &lt;span style="color: #f00;"&gt;Ron Paul&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;19% &lt;span style="color: #f00;"&gt;Mike Huckabee&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;17% &lt;span style="color: #f00;"&gt;Mitt Romney&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;15% &lt;span style="color: #f00;"&gt;Tom Tancredo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;9% &lt;span style="color: #f00;"&gt;Fred Thompson&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gotoquiz.com/candidates/2008-quiz.html" target="_blank"&gt;2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/23232991</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/23232991</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:53:36 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The ethics of "stealing" a WiFi connection</title><description>&lt;a href="http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080103-the-ethics-of-stealing-a-wifi-connection.html"&gt;The ethics of "stealing" a WiFi connection&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/22973468</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/22973468</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:34:20 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>via mr.spoontr.com

Thine eyes deceiveth thee not! ’Tis in truth...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/t0ghsEtVZ3nsm3qvfhYqH217_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://mr.spoontr.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/pict2306.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;mr.spoontr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thine eyes deceiveth thee not! ’Tis in truth your faithful narrator singing karaoke at the home of my friends &lt;a href="http://mr.spoontr.com" target="_blank"&gt;Spencer&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://mrs.spoontr.com" target="_blank"&gt;Trisha&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/22759117</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/22759117</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 00:38:58 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>good causes for your year-end donations 31.12.07</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.tinynibbles.com/blogarchives/2007/12/good_causes_for_your_yearend_d.html"&gt;good causes for your year-end donations 31.12.07&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Violet Blue&lt;/strong&gt;, one of my personal heroes, provides a list of great causes to support with your year-end tax dollars. Remember — in many cases, you can continue to donate until APRIL 15 of the following year and it still count on the current tax year.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Even if you can’t support these organizations with your money, I’m sure that they’d appreciate your time and involvement in their cause. Thanks, &lt;a href="http://www.tinynibbles.com" target="_blank"&gt;Violet&lt;/a&gt;! [NSFW]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/22739080</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/22739080</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:31:26 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I’ll forgo Matthew’s cupcakes and cookies as long as I can have...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/t0ghsEtVZ3eowhecwQec1d1g_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’ll forgo Matthew’s cupcakes and cookies as long as I can have a taste of his vegan kiss.</description><link>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/22377338</link><guid>http://explasm.tumblr.com/post/22377338</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 15:44:58 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
