Flaming Fairy Orgasms on Acid

Dreams. Nightmares. Rash.

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:21:44 -0700

Had this dream last night. It involved my mother’s side of the family, as well as someone who looked strangely like a former partner named A~, who was a Pacific Islander. What’s strange, well, it was all strange. But …

OK, so my mom, my dad, and I were going to visit this native village, but it was a tourist trap type place, and when you arrive, it’s like this tramway station where… OK, it looked like the Ewok village. There’s no other way to put it. And when you arrive, it’s like the Fashion Valley transit center, where you have to go up the stairs to the trolley platform.

Only when you go up the stairs, it’s not a trolley platform. You’re in the treetops where the native people—the Pacific Islanders—lived. And there was a part of the dream where I was back at WCHS with these people I don’t remember going to high school with. (This part happened before the rest.)

I was around the art room / band room / concession area. And these two girls and I were preparing for a large holiday meal. And I was doing all this cooking, and I remember cooking these sandwiches—they were hamburgers that had either turkey or pork loin on them. I couldn’t really tell in the dream.

But anyway, back to the main part.

As it turns out, we’re up in the treetops with my mother’s family. For whatever reason, she and they are getting along OK like they did when I was a kid. And this guy, A~, that I used to know (carnally) was there. Only it’s like he was a child. And I wasn’t really much more than a child—but that’s not uncommon in my dreams—and I was wearing loose-fitting clothing. A~ was lying on the sofa next to me, and he just pulled my penis out and started sucking on it. Mom’s mom saw and started going on like he was a dog who was humpin’ a guest’s leg. That’s how she was treating him. (It’s like he was her child.) And then the weirdest thing: She and Mom were talking, and Mom said something about how she would demean him (A~, apparently) by treating him “all feminine” because he was gay.

There was this other dream, being inside some kind of meat-packing facility, but it was also a … place where, man, I can’t even describe it. Because I don’t know myself. Guns. Theft. Large. Secretive. Religious?

When I woke up, I had a terrible rash on my dick with a discharge and everything. I told my mom about it and said, “You’d think I’d been hanging out with Tijuana hookers or something.” Her response? “It must be an allergy to something.” Yeah, just can’t even conceive of the notion that I might be sexually active. I’ve not been since 2006—but she can’t conceive of it, nonetheless.

On ARRA

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:54:53 -0700

The forced resignation of the CEO of General Motors can be — must be — only a beginning, if we are to succeed in our attempts to restore this economy to one of health and prosperity which fosters the possibility of each American’s own dream coming true. To that end, Treasury Secretary Geithner must hold accountable the executive leadership of the banking industry and the leadership of individual banks starting, in particular, with Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis, by forcing the resignation of those executives as a condition of the federal bailout initiative. Not to do so places accountability not with said executives, but with the Secretary himself.

Reblog: Shameless Attention Whoring

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:42:55 -0700

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I had no idea that Josh from MB was the same inspiration behind Count Candy. We do, indeed, learn something each day.

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Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:03:00 -0700

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Just like everything else… Jott (http://www.jott.com) is now a paid service. But I’ll subscribe anyway. It’s too useful.

I think I’m allergic to my skin. That ever happen to any of you before?

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:57:42 -0700

I think I’m allergic to my skin. That ever happen to any of you before?

Be sure to check out Conor Oberst’s latest at eMusic (http://is.gd/1Lbx). Not a member? Get 75...

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Be sure to check out Conor Oberst’s latest at eMusic (http://is.gd/1Lbx). Not a member? Get 75 free downloads! http://hellotxt.com/l/Z6EN

feel like my world is …gone and what’s left is nothing but me. in other words: i’m...

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feel like my world is …gone and what’s left is nothing but me. in other words: i’m in hell.

Today feels slightly better. Woot.

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:13:59 -0700

Today feels slightly better. Woot.

This video was produced by my friend Ricky to highlight what...

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This video was produced by my friend Ricky to highlight what societies are capable of when we allow ourselves to succumb to our more base motives. Greed, revenge, anger, and hate may feel right in the moment, but they never are. Watch the video, and do not forget its message.

Top 10 Reasons Matthew Lush Should Date Me =)

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Top 10 Reasons Matthew Lush Should Date Me =): My video response to Matthew Lush re: vegetarianism and veganism.

Free & Bioavailable Testosterone calculator

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:26:20 -0700

Free & Bioavailable Testosterone calculator: This is the calculator that Dr K referenced for calculating free testosterone based on SHBG

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Socksoff.co.uk [wallpaper links resource]

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 16:30:20 -0700

Socksoff.co.uk [wallpaper links resource]: Looks cool

Our Favorite Typefaces of 2007 | Typographica

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Our Favorite Typefaces of 2007 | Typographica: Looks like, as John Gruber said, I need to divy out a chunk of time to pore over this one.